Debt Free Christians

All The Crazy Debt Free Christians Out There Are Uniting For One Cause

Heed the wisdom and devotion of debt free Christians

Not only can these people recite all the Psalms (of which there are a great many) and look upon you with generosity and kindness and unwavering, unconditional compassion, they can tell you a little about your financial problems, too. They have been there. As a wandering, wayward group of debt free Christians, they have learned to survive financially by any legal means necessary. They will not beg, borrow or steal, but they will certainly accept donations and budget their money down to the last penny. They take this debt free stuff very seriously and think that you have something to gain from doing the same.

You are, after all, light years away from becoming debt free. The Christians sense this without you even having to say so. They just feel it. And they're right, aren't they? The pained expression on your face tells the whole story. Well you are in good hands. They will help you pay off all your balances within just a few years and improve your credit so that banks and financial institutions will actually trust you again. That sounds like a pretty good deal to the Christians. What about you?

You know that debt free Christians have your back

Seriously, and that's a good thing. You don't ever have to worry about being double crossed or stood up by this roving gang of pious and generous souls. They don't want any of your money in return. All they want is for you to become debt free. Christians are good people. This is not to say that followers of other religions are not. We all have to share this world, after all, and there is a place for all faiths. But we are talking about the debt free Christians here, so we will limit our discussion to how wonderful they are. Say a prayer with us here as we ride out.

May the Lord forgive my sins, and debts. May He carry me above and beyond where I think I can go. May His wisdom empower me to one day become debt free. Christians around the world, join hands in unison. Amen.

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